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mysharona1987:
“ Yeah, I still can’t read this story without thinking of Rocket and the ending of Infinity War..
ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE DUST. LITERALLY GONE. HE IS NOW STUCK ON EARTH. ALONE. AS A TALKING ANIMAL. WHICH FREAKS EVERYONE OUT..
Yeah, he’s...

mysharona1987:

Yeah, I still can’t read this story without thinking of Rocket and the ending of Infinity War..

ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE DUST. LITERALLY GONE. HE IS NOW STUCK ON EARTH. ALONE. AS A TALKING ANIMAL. WHICH FREAKS EVERYONE OUT..  

Yeah, he’s going to break into the local church and get absolutely shit-faced on wine.

turing-tested:

ymawgat:

turing-tested:

dogs are incapable of sin

but not of mischief !!!

you’re right

thadeeliv:

ranty9000:

quasarden:

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Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

More accurate portrayal of how this generation acts than the entirety of “life is strange”

i thought this was a real post for a minute

asecualhand:

xneferpitou:

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

twistedhellknight52:

I have, darkness inside me… that darkness is, called acid reflux and heartburn

bookhobbit:

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

  • everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
  • you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
  • everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
  • multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
  • wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
  • no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
  • big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

goodeye-cyborg:

exceptionalcelestial:

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

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“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

Not to mention our worthless ass Gen X parents refused to take the time to teach us to do anything. Unfortunately the televisions raising us didn’t have a “How to Sew” channel.

iloe:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

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damn

motherbychoice:

Let’s stop with the whole ‘abortion is equivalent to taking an organ back after donating it.’ That’s nowhere near the same thing. Taking an organ back after donating would be like trying to abort after giving birth.

Organ donation (live) is a process. It begins with filling out the necessary paper work to have tests and find a match and ends with surgery to donate the organ. At any point during that process I can refuse to give my organ (even second before being sedated). But, obviously, once that organ is no longer in my body, it is no longer mine and I cannot take it back.

Pregnancy is a process. It begins with implantation and ends with birth. At any point during that process I can refuse to continue the pregnancy. But, obviously, once I have given birth I am no longer pregnant and cannot have an abortion.

ETA: Sex is irrelevant to the pregnancy as sex isn’t required for pregnancy and sex can occur without pregnancy. Sex is literally not part of the pregnancy process.

flowerkrown:

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actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

  • imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
  • 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
  • a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
  • this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
  • imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
  • babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
  • at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

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  • this is all just treated as facts of life

hashtagdion:

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

Basically the hero has a law practice and the villain? The villain’s got all these fuckin’ markers.

Hero, reading the newspaper: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow
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captainamericagf:

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you have my attention